Funniest question at Guest Relations today

A quick question isn’t a problem; it’s our job — but this morning at 9:12 by the front gate a guest asked if the 30-minute wait sign was in dog minutes because their corgi gets antsy, so we walked them to the shaded queue and got water sorted. What’s your favorite laugh-then-fix moment on your shift?

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Kid asked if the log flume was ‘extra premium’ when it rained, so I frame waits as ‘two songs’ on their phone to keep it light — anyone else do the playlist trick? I only use it on 15–30 minute queues so it stays honest.

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